urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

(via poopflow)

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

(via heliolisk)

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(via sadlysigh)

insta-gramcracker:

when cats do the sticky out tongue thing all problems in life just disappear

(via zackisontumblr)

flagg0t:

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it.  It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you.  That is really special.  If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it.  It shows a lot about someone.  

(via howtobeaheartfaker)

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via guy)

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

(via circumcising)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via basaliskos)

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via dayinthelifeofchris)